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2. Predatory publication/publisher Dress like you usually do, but whenever someone talks to you, put out your hand and say, "There's a $3 listening fee."

Ha! Unfortunately fees are so common (and expected) no one will get the joke.

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So funny and true! I especially like the English lecturer/writer/professor.

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🤩🤩🤩

I was going to go naked except for a pair of roller skates and tell everyone I was a pull toy, but this is MUCH better.

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My hero. (Swoon)

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